Short one today:
I'm walking south on Second between Blanchard and Lenora, west sidewalk, just leaving a friend's house. Here are two figures on the sidewalk: the first, a woman of indeterminate middle age, in a scraggly ponytail, sweatshirt and tights, walking briskly.
Approaching her is a male of comparable age, slouched over, intoxicated, dressed in sagging dark layers, getting closer to her, noticing her….
As they near each other the woman, without breaking stride, sharply barks out: "HEY! PULL YOUR PANTS UP!"
The man thinks on it for a second before sheepishly replying, "okay."
He hoists them up as ordered.