"Please, don't bust a cap in my ass," he said with a sigh, stepping on.
"I'm not going to bust a cap in you. In fact, I'm gonna give you a transfer!"
"Man, Thank you! I appreciate choo!"
I would too, if someone, instead of shooting me, elected to give me a a nice blue piece of paper. Definitely what we'd call the preferred alternative. I've never had someone thank me for refraining to bust a cap in their ass!
IMPORTANT: The last chance to see my current show, which contains 150 pieces of new work by me, is on Thursday, November 20. This Closing Show is from 6pm to 9, and it's free as always.
UPDATE: I will not be there for the entire show. Due to a prior commitment, I will be present only from 5pm (before the show starts, but the gallery will be open) until 6:30. Of course I'd prefer it if you came then! Hope you can make it!