"Listen, I want you to have this," he says.
"Sure, yeah. Let's see, what do we have here..."
He hands me a Criminal History report. The paperwork confirms that he has no history of criminal conviction, in keeping with the Child/Adult Abuse Information Act. Based "on the descriptors provided," in fact, he has no record of child abuse whatsoever.
"Shoot," I say. "This looks real great."
"Yeah, this is awesome. It's for me to keep?"
"I'm into it. Thanks!"
Oh, it's great to be back!